A serious case of clairvoyance illness has broken out in Bognor Regis. It is official and a blank sheet of paper with the heading ‘Proposed Pavilion Park’ has caused this.
No details, just a blank sheet of paper, has caused this outbreak of clairvoyance sickness among political activists opposing anything Arun.
I asked my friend at the NHS if there was any cure. She said no – but the general public are at not at risk but we should wait until after the May local elections before a cure is found.
Cllr Phil Hitchins,
Aldwick West ward,
Arun District Council,